Well I saw in the news the other day that it was that time of year again. Time for the annual, Procession of the Feces. This is probably the single biggest patchouli smelling, Birkenstock wearing, feel-good bunch of bull shit, that has ever graced the streets of downtown Bend. The Pet Parade and Zany Daze are much more worthwhile events than this slithering mass of animal excrement.96.3% of the participants are from California, Portland, and/or Seattle. The rest are locals that are the spawn of people from California, Portland, and/or Seattle. I know this to be true because I went down and looked at them. It was obvious.
I bet the vast majority of those people have never been east of Costco. They don't know the difference between a sage rat and a golden mantle ground squirrel. They've never seen a wild coyote (pronounced kai-oat) or antelope. They don't know if a steelhead is a rainbow trout or a chinook salmon. The only elk they've seen are in a big pen next to the Sisters High School. And they feed the fucking deer!
So they have their little parade and prance around like a bunch of fools. And teach their kids about animals from T.V., magazines, museums, and parades...instead of going out and living it.
