Bill Dolf -- King of the Canal Assholes

Have you read this one in The Bulletin? -- http://www.bendbulletin.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070831/NEWS0107/708310487/1001&nav_category=
It's about a guy named Bill Dolf , and his neighbors, that don't like people using the canal road behind his house. What a bunch of assholes. People have been using the "ditch rider" roads for as long as I can remember, for all sorts of recreational purposes. Some of them were even legal! Now a bunch of pricks move in and want to change what has always been. Probably 'cause they're offended by it. These are most likely the same people that are tossing garbage in the canals like it was going out of style. Hell, even the DA, Mike Dugan, uses the road for riding his bike...and has for years and years. Now this Dolf guy thinks Dugan is setting a bad example for the community. Well Dugan and I disagree with him. He's the one setting the bad example by being an un-neighborly dickhead.

Smiles Everyone

Yep, just like Mr. Roarke used to say to that stupid little fucker, Tattoo, "Smiles everyone!" That's why we've been put here in Central Oregon...God's country. So that we have plenty of reason to smile. But this blog isn't about bible thumpin' or God squadin'. Nope, it's about hell raisin' and saying whatever the fuck I want. I might even piss a few folks off in the process. GOOD!

Oh, by the way, if you're a Californicator or a Flatlander, please don't try and change things here to the way they are at home. We like it just the way it was. If it was good enough for you to move here, then just leave well enough alone. Just remember one simple rule...M.P.A.'s Go Home!